Recent Odd and funny Posts
XKCD - amazing movie narrative timelines
XKCD is a wonderful online comic which is creative, entertaining, and challenging. In this case he has made a timeline of the characters in selected movies and how they interact. I never knew such a system existed before. I feel inspired to make one....
Swine flu outbreak hits the forest
Friendship is no barrier to sickness as Piglet gets the push because of swine flu.
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\"It\'s a little Anxious,\" he said to himself, \"to be a Very Small Animal Entirely Surrounded by Water. Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbin...
Use this flowchart to choose your religion
Flowcharts are so useful, you can use them to make many types of important decisions. This flowchart helps you decide what religion you want to follow. Funny.
From: http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-determine-what-religion-you-should-follow
Airline humour from Qantas
Airline humour from Qantas
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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a \"gripe sheet,\" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then ...
David Thornes funny emails
Remember the man who tried to pay his bill by drawing a spider? Well he\'s back with a vengeance, and confounding everyone he contacts :) Very very funny.
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Here\'s a link for those who missed it.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=6658...
Star Wars - is really a story about one man bumbling through the universe
Forget the story of Darth Vader, the heroic actions of a couple of robots, or the the power of light over darkness. Star Wars is all about how one man bumbles through the universe making galactic type mistakes that are only healed after he dies. The....
How comedians deal with hecklers - usually not very well
Surprisingly enough, for an occupation concerned with humor, comedians don\'t take being heckled very well. Here are some of the more inventive and famous replies to hecklers. There does seem to be an underlying insecurity in comedians when...
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Kayne West on Patrick Swayze
Kayne West really IS a douche!
How to get out of shopping with your girlfriend/partner - handy for all males to know
You\'re a male, you hate shopping, particularly clothes shopping with your partner. Here are some handy ways you can get out of the tedium of shopping.
The multiple translation program fun
Take a phrase in English, then translate it into Japanese, then translate the translation back into English, then translate the translation of the translation back in Japanese and ... you get the idea.
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What do you get?
Some fun phrases ....
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The secret life of animals - funny video
Funny video of talking animals and their experiences. Well worth watching
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Walk On The Wild Side is a brand new comedy series that seeks to provide a long overdue forum for the views and opinions of the animal kingdom.
It\'s a world of hip ho...
Funny things said in court
An oldie but goodie, funny things said in court...
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. ...
How many church people does it take to change a lightbulb?
My favorites were:
The Evangelical Free Church of America
Amish
Cat and dog diaries - what your pets really think
A dog\'s diary:
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7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorit...
The Stig - Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic.
Niiice... my favorite\'s the grim reaper one.
Cyclist intelligence test
Here\'s a test to see if you can think clearly on your day away from battling the elements.
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Scroll down a line at a time so you don\'t reveal the answers before you have had a chance to figure them out.
:guyTEST FOR INTELLIGENT CYCLISTS [...
The history of Scientology
The wacko religion gets a makeover in this funny PDF that is really well done!
Download here
Its a 4 meg file though.
(let me know if the link fails)
Spam E-Mail about DHMO- Funny
You may have received this spam email a few years ago, and reading the posts on this website reminded me of it. I\'ll try not to ruin it until after you\'ve read it, but I personally swear every word is true. Here it is...
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The Invisible Killer
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Preaching to a bear - and other religious jokes
Heres a bunch of religious jokes, enjoy :)
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A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the same Canadian University and they would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to tal...
Who saved his friend from the dog?
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the Boy\'s\' legs.
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Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the do...
37 Things You may not Know
37 Things You may not Know - an interesting, but I think inaccurate list of things that just might be true.
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10 is wrong, 14 is debatable, 27 is just wrong.
1. CocaCola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed...
Want a different holiday? Go on a Somali pirate cruise
For the gun nut who has done everything, join a cruise to sunny Somalia and see how many pirates you can take out.
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The Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania).
The trip includes a mas...
Funny things said in court
I like that anonymous doctor, served the self important lawyer.
Jewish girl rings parents and says she's going out with an italian chaos ensues
LOL I think someone\'s parents are a bit too religious and border-edge racists. I mean come on, these parents are going overboard about their daughters sex life when really they should be giving input. Instead their becoming whiny little complainers.
the Diesel Fitter joke
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John\'s, Newfoundland and were both laid off.
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So off they went to the unemployment office together.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, \"Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton pantie...
Words of wisdom from Calvins Dad.
Is this the reason their son is so messed up? It could be a genetic condition - you inherit insanity from your parents.
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Quoted from the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon strips by http://www.elise.com
Q. Why does the sun set?
A. It\'s because hot air...
The dead goat....
OK this joke is terrible but still...
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On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the
window onto the pasture, she saw that the family\'s onl...
Men Strike back #2!!
Subject: RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
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Men are from Mars or another weird planet/place:
We always hear \"the rules\" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered \"...
Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays
I thought these were great :)
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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free...
Darth calling on line one
I love robot chicken
How Moses got the 10 Commandments
A joke to offend everyone, so a warning for the stereotypes
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God went to the Arabs and said, \"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.\"
The Arabs asked, \"What are Commandments?\"
The Lord said, \"They are rules for li...
Are you a cowboy?
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.
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She turned to the cowboy and asked, \"Are you a real cowboy?\"
He replied, \"Well, I\'ve spent my whole life, breaking col...
Guy phones in late for work while driving sees car accident - funny
Hearing him laugh was more funny than what was going on.
The difference between 1977 and 2007
1977-2007
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1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2007: EKG
1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Ta...